Lort

When you see or hear something so funny, that laugh and snort at the same time.

Her: You so funny.

Him: I can tell cuz u just laughed and snorted at the samn damn time. U lorted.

by RaphDaGwapMan July 29, 2018

Lort

An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
or
Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.

See that French lort over there.

by Ron June 6, 2003

lort

Leather shorts — warning: may lead to chafing.

There’s a slight chill in the air — I think I need to wear my lorts instead of my jorts.

by CD330 June 9, 2018

Lort

A left on right turn.

Ever have something good going and it all goes sideways? That's a Lort.

Person 1: "Did you ever finish reading that book I gave you?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was pretty good up until it took a Lort and killed off the main character."
Person 1: "I thought you liked plot twists?!"

by KittenComet4KittenComet September 2, 2018

Lort

Ali

Damn you are lort

by yeetyeet123321 January 27, 2021

Lort

Lord but with a t. It's like saying "lord", but you do not disrespect the Lord, because you are saying it with a t.

Mrs. Cannon, I didn't read the instructions, what am I supposed to do?

Oh lort, good luck.

by Lukexii May 22, 2021

lort

Bloody piss

"I was pissing after I got kicked in the kidney, and lort started coming out"

by TheSlug4661 January 4, 2023