by a&slifestories January 8, 2019
Get the Looning mug.I’m gonna loon that girl tonight she’s so hot
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I’m gonna slip my fingers in her mouth while I’m hitting!!
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I’m gonna slip my fingers in her mouth while I’m hitting!!
by Big maloo February 14, 2024
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taking a mans foreskin and stretching it over the tip of your own penis. you can choose to piss in it, stretching it out like a balloon.
by stinkybean May 7, 2025
Get the Looning mug.taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.
by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025
Get the looning mug.The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.
"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."
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"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
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"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013
Get the looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami mug.adj. The vastly optimistic assessment your friends use to describe the blind date they've arranged for you.
by lugnutwrench August 10, 2008
Get the good looking mug.A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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