lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own

"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"

by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014

Lonely Car Syndrome

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.

You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.

by J. Agnew May 4, 2009

Boo-Lonely

Boo-Lonely
Is when you are feeling extremely lonely after a break up.

Feeling like your soul dies Leaving you wondering where did the love go.

Luca: Hey bro you looking kind of down today at work, You are usually cheerful,

Giovanni: my woman Left me and I am really Boo-Lonely right now.

BY: SeanDYMillyentei
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by MillYentei DYSlick September 16, 2020

on my lonely

Doing something on your own or by myourself, alone.

I'll make this money on my lonely lonely alone

by SaucyX Jester November 5, 2017

lonely heart

Someone who at one point was hurt and now is afraid to let love or friendship in. They instead choose solitude even though it makes them sad.

James knew pain so he built up walls of solidude. He was an introvert with the disguise of a extrovert. We thought we understood him but really we knew nothing at all. He chose to seclude himself even though it made him lonely. Loneliness that drove him to pretend to be someone he wasn't. What he was-is-is a lonely heart.

by wordswilldefineme December 23, 2013

lonely driver

A driver who enjoys road racing and is commited to being single. Originally used in the anime "Initial D," shortly after the character Itsuki got dumped by one of his girlfriends and changed his mind about dating.

<Person A> Hey, look at that hot chick across the street, you should ask her out!
<Person B> No thanks, I'm a lonely driver. I'll just drive around tonight.

by gs68-2 February 13, 2005

Lonely gorilla

A trash youtuber who makes spammy community polls

I post shit content- Lonely Gorilla

by George Rhannie July 3, 2023