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a person who thinks they are in a better position/social rank in a group than they actually are due to skewed views of the world around them and unaware that they are seen in a bad light as nothing but a tool to get a small amount of enjoyment from
lolcows belive they laugh along with the group when in reality they get laughed at
that fatass bitch dancing thinks people watch her stream cause she dances well, little does she know, people are laughing cause they see a whale try to do a ballerina spin, thats a lolcow
lolcow by 6 nipples man January 28, 2024
(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge.
Teams like the browns, ̶O̶i̶l̶e̶r̶s, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports.
by StringCool October 12, 2019

The above is correct apart from the Oilers reference as they are 5 time Stanley Cup champions.
Lolcow by Pot_P March 30, 2024
A term used as an excuse to bully people.

The people in question never did anything, and there's no evidence or there is insufficient evidence of them doing anything.
Stop bullying people. Lolcows are normal people.
Lolcow by tigersharktax April 9, 2024
Lolcows are just normal, innocent people. Stop hurting and bullying them.
Lolcow by tigersharktax April 9, 2024
(n) A lolcow is the victim of being hyped/gassed up over something unflattering or embarrassing. Often associated as a part of bullying and the Lolcow being unaware.
Back in middle school I thought I was so cool for dancing when others said "dance white boy, dance!" when in reality I was being bullied and really not good at dancing. Yup, I was a lolcow.
Lolcow by DaltDun January 17, 2025
Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.
"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."
Lolcow by Desyvero June 24, 2025