Lolcow Wrangler

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

by romhack64 January 23, 2023

Lolcow Super

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.

Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.

by Lolcow Doctor October 9, 2022

LOLCOW

Duttery - Youtuber who gets doxxed and doesnt care...

Oblivious to getting banned in R6 Siege when making a rotation and is a complete retard at playing games...

Dylan is a lolcow - He is just oblivious to how stupid he looks.

by Throwdaddy November 5, 2023

Lolcow

Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.

"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."

by Desyvero June 24, 2025

Lolcow

(n) A lolcow is the victim of being hyped/gassed up over something unflattering or embarrassing. Often associated as a part of bullying and the Lolcow being unaware.

Back in middle school I thought I was so cool for dancing when others said "dance white boy, dance!" when in reality I was being bullied and really not good at dancing. Yup, I was a lolcow.

by DaltDun January 17, 2025

Lolcow

Someone like Ervin. Laughed at for actions that are meant to be taking seriously but can't be taken seriously.

Ervin got scammed by someone on the other end of the planet, he is a lolcow

by Rifq April 23, 2025

lolcow

a person who thinks they are in a better position/social rank in a group than they actually are due to skewed views of the world around them and unaware that they are seen in a bad light as nothing but a tool to get a small amount of enjoyment from
lolcows belive they laugh along with the group when in reality they get laughed at

that fatass bitch dancing thinks people watch her stream cause she dances well, little does she know, people are laughing cause they see a whale try to do a ballerina spin, thats a lolcow

by 6 nipples man January 28, 2024