lobesity

When your earlobes are super fat

Caprice put in earrings and Brett said that she suffers from lobesity

by jagermeistro November 23, 2014

losest

Losest is lower than a Loser. The biggest Loser of them all.

"You're a loser."
"Well, you're the losest!"

by Robby B. November 8, 2008

cut losses

Clean out a speculative position in order to avoid bigger losses.

Oh gosh this marriage is not working out let me cut my losses otherwise she might cut my balls.

I need to cut losses on my gold trade. It's blowing up right in my face.

by Buck Full February 10, 2010

its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.

"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."

by btardia February 4, 2008

Loosescrew

A Mindset Not Giving A Fuck .

Im Bout To Get On My loosescrew Shit

by Deegrizzlie June 2, 2018

Acceptable Losses

A shift in epidemic management, that transitions from a life-preserving Social Isolation strategy into an Economy Salvaging mode with implicit increase in death toll.

Hey, it's almost been 2 weeks since we started sheltering in place and the COVID-19 spread has only gotten worse.
EVERYONE JUST GO BACK TO WORK...we'll take the Acceptable Losses as long as the stock market is propped up.

by YAWA March 23, 2020

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004