my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

my little friend

1.) (n) - a term reffering to a weapon that one owns; usually a gun

2.) (n) - a term reffering to a mans dick

Say ello to my lil friend!

by Bubba January 22, 2004

Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."

by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020

say hello to my little friend

A famous line yelled by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend! (Fires gun)

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."

"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"

by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004

say hello to my little friend

a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher

"You wanna play rough? Okay; SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

by GIMP366 August 3, 2007

says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

by T. J. May 23, 2003