limpacorn

When you cut off a guy's small non erected penis and sew it to their forehead

Did you see that guy over there, he looks like a limpacorn?

by Devmarvan July 10, 2017

limanu

Limanu is a commune in Mangalia known for having a lot of dogs that will chase you as soon as you enter their line of sight, there are seven roads, out of which only one you can drive on, the other ones are not drivable, of course if you consider replacing your wheels every few minutes as being drivable, sure maybe then there are seven, and also an internet connection that is extremely slooow. Also, nobody that is young lives there, it is only populated by old communists. There is only one school and recently a kindergarten was built(it took 5 years), actually there are 2, the other one is abandoned. In short, half of Limanu is a desert and the other half is a village filled with aggressive dogs and barely any form of life.

You are going to LIMANU! (it is very awful there)

by monstrul September 23, 2023

Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke February 16, 2003

Lisa Lampanelli

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.

"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli

by Gozzy August 10, 2008

limpin with the bizkit

(v) to listen to limp bizkit.

"are you limpin with the bizkit?"
"yeah. its just one of them days."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

limpen

to make one's penis go limp; to lose an erection

My girlfriend and I were having sex and she farted and then I was limpened instantly.

I was enjoying some porno the other day when my mom called me...needless to say it was enough to limpen me.

by mrselfdestruct August 7, 2007