LEPer

(noun) - A (typically highly educated) professional working in the United States due to scarce technical skills and in spite of a a deeply Limited English Proficiency (LEP). This is a very common malady in technology companies, university science and engineering departments, and government agencies that import significant portions of their workforce
Our electrical engineering department is just full of LEPers. Nice guys, and you can get lectures in circuit theory in any of 5 dozen asian languages, but there isn't a damn one of them that can hang together two English sentences.
by Frustrated_Monolingual August 04, 2009
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leper

A person with a disease that causes limbs and organs to detach from his/her body. Lepers are usually highly skilled in art and music, and some have a great talent for animation.

Lepers are often found in the forests of northern Canada and Poland. They live in small forest houses, rarely leaving their safe shelters.

Other effects of leprosy are back injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendinitis/epicondylitis.
Yikes, that leper over there is insane.
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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The Leper

Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.

Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
by The 413 August 26, 2012
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leper

A formerly good looking person who recently has gotten a mullet.
Also, a social outcast.
Person 1: Have you seen Billy Carrabino's haircut?
Person 2: Yeah, he's turned into a leper cause of that mullet he got.
by CTdoglovrr January 21, 2012
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leper

Shane "skinbad" Comofort,
irish form of a leper
Guy 1: that guy's arm just fell off!!!
Guy 2: maybe its shane comfort?
Guy 1: oh yeah, never mind
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Humor Leper

A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.
Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time
by Lord evil May 23, 2013
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leper colony

The designated smoker's areas outside of office buildings or in airports.
I hate walking by the leper colony in the morning...it stinks!
by Zenanarchy June 17, 2018
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