Leaf

Those things on trees. Not nooses, leaves

Person 1: look at that leaf on that tree
Person 2: what one
Person 1: that one there
Person 2: you're not being very specific
Person 1: (points at different tree) that one there
Person 2: that's a different leaf

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Leaf

A thing that’s attached to trees

Look there’s a leaf

by Chicken.Nugget June 10, 2019

Leaf

A skinny child who weighs less than a stick

Paola called Noah Pendley a leaf

by Nessalitbro September 17, 2017

leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

by JazzPoo October 23, 2016

leaf

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

by never-will-i-leaf October 8, 2011

Leaf~

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

by anonymoouse April 18, 2010

Leafing

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011