Layman's land

The area between the scrote and the sphyncter on guys or the fuckhole and the muckhole on women.

She had a solid love of licking my layman's land; who was I to deter her?

by Younez May 14, 2007

layman's terms

Saying something technical/confusing in an easy to understand manner (like when someone says a confusing phrase, whilst the other is like "SPEAK ENGLISH!")

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'"

by Cakeisalie January 3, 2008

layman's terms

The use of basic speach, or words/terms that a person will understand.

Teacher: The volume of a container with a gas, when reduced by one half, will double the force exerted by the gas by a factor of two
Student: Uh, I don't understand. Can you give that in layman's terms?
Teacher: When you squeeze a balloon to half it's size, it is harder to squeeze right? This is because the pressure is doubled. Get it?
Student: Uh, Yah!

by Nate314 September 4, 2008

ladyman

A radical feminist genderqueer person; someone who espouses both androgyny and radical gender equality politics as a way of life. A person of any sex and any sexual orientation in touch with both hir masculine side and hir feminine side. Associated with punk/riot grrrl music and the Olympia band Sleater-Kinney, who wrote a song called "Ballad of a Ladyman."

"Drew's a ladyman, ze refuses to be defined as a person by hir genitals, and ze is all about questioning assumptions and rejecting binaries!"

by AJ January 12, 2004

laymans

Terms designed to be understood by those unfamiliar with the art in question.

Person 1: FDISK uses binary megabytes when displaying drive and partition sizes, not decimal megabytes.

Person2: Laymans terms please

Person 1: Complicated program counts numbers differently to usual

by Dr.Evil July 26, 2004

lazyman

The act of passionately making love in the spooning position, often times while watching television with a remote in the mans hand.

Tessa and I were getting so deep into the lazyman I lost control after like 3 minutes, and perfect timing too, Scrubs had just came on.

by Cupincake Jenkins January 19, 2010

The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008