white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.

Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.

by TZ January 6, 2005

soap lagoon

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen

I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam

by massivebitch March 12, 2022

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.

Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!

by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013

lagoon whistle

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.

Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

Goo Lagoon

When a guy cums on a girls stomach and the cum fills up the girls belly button.

"I pulled out and gave her a Goo Lagoon last night."

by YdgTheGooLagoon November 28, 2011

Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022