a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.
by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006
Get the lazybones mug.When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.
"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."
"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
by Olga2018 June 15, 2018
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Get the Lady Boner mug.Any woman who rides motorcycles for the actual ride and not for show.
A female who rides motorcycles skillfully and continues to practice roadcraft throughout her riding years.
A female who rides motorcycles skillfully and continues to practice roadcraft throughout her riding years.
She's been all over the world on her motorcycle, she's a true ladybiker.
I've seen her skill in the twisties, she's a real ladybiker.
I've seen her skill in the twisties, she's a real ladybiker.
by lynnguist February 20, 2012
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2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
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