ladera ranch

A town in Orange County, CA where everybody lives inside a bubble and has no idea what goes on in the real world because they're too busy shopping at Brandy Melville. It's a small town so when you go on a jog you're bound to see someone you know. There's a bunch of boys who skate and it's incredibly annoying because they think they're better than anyone who doesn't. Everyone is white, rich, and spoiled. All the moms are annoying and talk really loud and have babies that scream in the middle of the grocery store. All the people at Ladera Ranch Middle School are cringey, spoiled kids that think they're better than everyone they meet. If you're a normal kid and don't match the normal attitudes of Ladera Ranch kids, then it will be hard to find friends here. It's mainly the little kids who are annoying and cringey here. The highschoolers are okay, only if you have a group of friends that you like. Ladera Ranch is the most annoying town I've ever been in, don't ever come to live here. I'd rather be in New York City than this community.

"Oh shit, you're moving to Ladera Ranch? You're not going to turn all rich and white, are you?"

"Ugh that is such a Ladera Mom."

"That kid totally comes from Ladera Ranch. He's white and a spoiled brat."

by I wish I lived in New York Cit August 9, 2017

ladeau

A loud, crazy, and psychologically challenged family. You better stay away from anyone who could be described as a ladeau family.

Wow that family is crazy, they murdered seven people they must be a ladeau family.

by AFakePersonz August 30, 2017

ladera ranch middle school

Everyone is rich and white, much like the teens they Juul and shit, make fun of lgbtq+ people, and probably own checkered vans (which I am guilty of). Most of the boys skate and most of the girls bitch on people, these creatures preform rituals like these and others like tping, smoking weed, and riding their bike into a giant puddle... Because everyone is super insecure they all feel the need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and feel the need to constantly be an asshole(im guilty of that too i wont deny it).

person one: oh look there is a retarded kid skating and juuling over there.
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof

by ismellpennies February 17, 2019

lateja

A person who is really nice but be very mean to you but really cares about you and really beautiful

I wish I can be lateja

by Man is here June 2, 2017

ladera dad

The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.

A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .

by Truudat December 22, 2017

ladera teen

A Ladera teen is the product of their Millennial, GenX or in rare cases Baby Boomer parents, that moved to Ladera Ranch to raise their “Little’s” in “The Bubble” away from all the

horrible and terrible things in the real world... These Littles, now teens have lived a most excellent life. So excellent in fact that they themselves feel safe, protected and ready to take on the World! They are untouchable. Then, they step out of “The Bubble” and soon realize their perfect world in Ladera Ranch is fake and not real life. They realize their cliques they once had to be apart of are mean, rude and pointless. The adults they once ridiculed, were the one thing protecting them from the big ugly world outside “the bubble” and if they had any chance of succeeding in this world outside the bubble, they better start by acknowledging that they aren’t “All That” and respecting all that is...

A Ladera Teen lives in ladera ranch and the off spring of s ladera Moms

by Truudat December 16, 2017

Ladejah

A fine girl who will beat a female who mess with her or her man PERIODTT🤪😘. Stay matching stay slyed will cut off fake friends and if she truly loves a boy she wold tell them all the time💍 she is a true friend and is loving and is a bad fine semi thick and got a bad ass personalty PERIODTT🥵🤪

Ladejah is the best finest bad ass female i ever had!!😍

by Your💍 April 1, 2019