spillage is lickage

A phrase most commonly used by students, spillage is lickage quite literally means what it says; if you spill something, you have to lick it up. This often refers to a spilled alocholic beverage, but if you also have the misfortune of spilling your meal over the kitchen floor, or spilling your wee sample, you better get licking.

-"Oh my God, I just spilt my drink everywhere"
-"spillage is lickage"

-"I just spilt my drink on her crotch"
-"Tactical spillage!"

by Bottom Face February 28, 2011

Lackafeeliac

Someone who fucks a cow

Johnny is a lackafeeliac since he got down with bessy last night.

by Windex May 2, 2004

lackagen

Not thinking clearly as a result of oxygen deprivation thus causing one to make bad choices

I landed in Denver and the chick was so lackagen I didn’t understand a word she said...

by GSWillie April 17, 2021

lackabeans

no balls, cowardly

man that dude is a pussy. he gotta lackabeans

by juice November 3, 2002

Lackagymitis

Is a disease that causes people the lack of want to go to or belong to a gym. Often leading to swollen pockets of fat throughout the body

Dang, that girls looks like shes got lackagymitis, thats just too bad.

Dang if he didnt have lackagymitis he could probably lose a lot of jelly.

Brown has been suffering from lackagymitis for the last few weeks, we keep asking if he wants to go but he would rather play Gears of War.

by Bigious Alious March 23, 2009

Lickage

Brown nosing in forums, usually associated with cliques who have no friends in the real world.

this thread is embarrasingly full of lickage

by bossyboots69 December 11, 2010

lickage

noun - relating to chinese buffets, lickage is employed as a recovery tactic after lobstering. however, due to its infrequent execution, it is regarded by many to be merely a technicality

"he won't try and lickage, we're better off just leaving before the waiters notice"

by buffetman March 2, 2009