Lolcow Wrangler

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

by romhack64 January 23, 2023

Lolcow Super

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.

Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.

by Lolcow Doctor October 9, 2022

LOLCOW

Duttery - Youtuber who gets doxxed and doesnt care...

Oblivious to getting banned in R6 Siege when making a rotation and is a complete retard at playing games...

Dylan is a lolcow - He is just oblivious to how stupid he looks.

by Throwdaddy November 5, 2023

Lolcow

Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.

"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."

by Desyvero June 24, 2025

Lolcow

A term used as an excuse to bully people.

The people in question never did anything, and there's no evidence or there is insufficient evidence of them doing anything.

Stop bullying people. Lolcows are normal people.

by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

Lolcow

Someone you milk for laughs

I saw a video of a woke freak, she's my new lolcow

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 8, 2025

Lolcow

(n) A lolcow is the victim of being hyped/gassed up over something unflattering or embarrassing. Often associated as a part of bullying and the Lolcow being unaware.

Back in middle school I thought I was so cool for dancing when others said "dance white boy, dance!" when in reality I was being bullied and really not good at dancing. Yup, I was a lolcow.

by DaltDun January 17, 2025