Lolcow Wrangler

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
by romhack64 January 24, 2023
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Lolcow Super

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.
Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.
by Lolcow Doctor October 09, 2022
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Lolcow

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge.
Teams like the browns, ̶O̶i̶l̶e̶r̶s, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports.
by StringCool October 12, 2019

The above is correct apart from the Oilers reference as they are 5 time Stanley Cup champions.
by Pot_P March 30, 2024
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Lolcow

Lolcows are selfish people who usually at one point were a memed person, but upon realization that they are a memed person. They fail to understand they shouldn't attempt to be funny. They end up selfish for money or fame and just get no-where.

Also a synonym for Elon Musk, but with the accepting of... well actually wait there is none.

Not to be confused with meme as memes are funny.
"Chris chan is such a meme" - N. Obdy
"No he is a lolcow, like elon" -Eve Won
by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025
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LOLCOW

Duttery - Youtuber who gets doxxed and doesnt care...

Oblivious to getting banned in R6 Siege when making a rotation and is a complete retard at playing games...
Dylan is a lolcow - He is just oblivious to how stupid he looks.
by Throwdaddy November 05, 2023
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Lolcow

Lolcows are just normal, innocent people. Stop hurting and bullying them.
by tigersharktax April 09, 2024
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Lolcow

A term used as an excuse to bully people.

The people in question never did anything, and there's no evidence or there is insufficient evidence of them doing anything.
Stop bullying people. Lolcows are normal people.
by tigersharktax April 09, 2024
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