Learn

To put your hand in a fist and present it to someone's nose.

People learn from this example.

by I Hate Brown November 14, 2016

Learn

Figuring out something you didn't know, or being taught it, but then probably forgetting it 5 minutes later.

What did you learn at school today?

by TheManWhomSpeaks June 12, 2023

Learn

I mean, you say that but you're still just doing what you're doing.

Hym "I mean, yeah, you don't ever seem to learn do you? It's weird that you can acknowledge that what you're doing isn't working yet still you persist. But that's fine. If you won't learn your lesson on your own, the child-murder will teach you."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Learn!?

I'm going to learn how many stabs it takes to get to the center of a crippletard.

Learn!? I'll learn what raping a whore that fucked a retard feels like.

by Hym Iam December 8, 2020

learn to code

"Learn to code" is something that snarky journalists used to tell to actual skilled, blue collar laborers like coal miners. Who, through no fault of their own, ended up losing their jobs due to a certain administration. It was cool, and funny to say that to those people, on Twitter in 2012.
In 2019, when the same snarky journalists get laid off, and their twitter followers tell them to "learn to code" is a malicious, harassing term, that will not be tolerated by Twitter's terms of service and then result be a ban-able offense with zero tolerance.

SJW Journo: after 3 years of gender issues opinion commentary, I got laid off from Vox. I love my coworkers and thank them for this incredible journey
Twitter_rando: learn to code
SJW Journo: LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO VESUVIUS, REPORTED!!!!!
SJW Journo: I need my safe space!

by Davester75 January 28, 2019

learn you

A sentence fragment that is often believed to be grammatically incorrect, but is actually completely correct. The word learn is actually rooted in the Old English verb læran, meaning "to teach", and can be used transitively in this manner, e.g. "I'm going to learn you a lesson."

"I'm going to learn you a lesson."
"She learned him how to skate."
"He learned him how to fish."

by Canilope September 23, 2013