KBert

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

by unknown April 16, 2005

kuber

kuber. Adjective. Word used as substitute for cool and not gay.

Xionixx sure is kuber.

by Xionixx October 5, 2005

Kuber

The neighbor’s autistic son who tends to stab his friends with a knife. Kubers have bug booty and multiple foreskin files on reddit. Don’t piss off a Kuber because they will slice your foreskin and lick your hairline until it is perfected.

Damn, don’t piss off Kuber. I heard the kid in his history class had his dick cut off and frozen because he called Kuber a queer.

by Yung eggroll December 16, 2019

kuberr

When your pube hair stabs your inner thigh.

Dam my kuberrs are hurting.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Kubernite

A white person who is, in actuallity, black. Kubernites do NOT try to do this, they are simply born with it and are often unaware of their status.

Emilie is the original Kubernite, but Anni holds a close second.

by PlasticFantastic April 25, 2006

Kuber

The ultimate sex god with a dick good enough to please any women, he usually looks kinda cute too and can charm any woman but will stick to one woman he loves

I wish i get a kuber someday

by Joe willIiams February 25, 2022

kubernatious

the act of being a stupid slut
see also: fake, immature, whiney, hypochondriac, wannabe emo and lesbian dyke.

by highqueen September 22, 2003