knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

Kitterling

A single kitten or group of orphaned and unrelated kittens raised as siblings. Normally picked up as strays and cared for by a foster parent until they are rehomed.

Have you seen the Kitterling?

Yes, it’s playing with it’s toy mouse with the other Kitterlings

by RaHull September 10, 2019

kitter patter

The sound of kittens' pitter patter of their toe beans

The kitter patter awoke us in the night as Noodle chased Bear down the long hallway.

by Laird Hoo October 29, 2020

knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

kitterlings

The collective term for a group of kittens - see Kitterling

“How are the kitterlings getting along?”

by RaHull September 11, 2019

Kratterall

A combination of kratom and Adderall taking together over the course of an evening.

My friend from the smoke shop often likes to take kratom and adderal and he mixes them together making kratterall, leaving him both energized and pleasantly relieved at the same time.

by Yankeefoxtrot January 19, 2022

knittery

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.

Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?

by minusbaby November 22, 2005