Krispy Kreme

Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous “flavours”, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if they’ve got any sense, it never will have.

Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit.

by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016

Krispy Kreme

Police hangout

They all ate at Krispy Kreme.

by Kikaider June 27, 2003

krispy kreme

A % of what many peoples bodies are composed of.

Human body: 60% water, 20% krispy kreme, 20% other

by /Nickk June 11, 2006

krispy kreme

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.

The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!

by Ben March 4, 2005

Krispy Kreme

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Krispy kreme

When you fry cum in a pan.

Random guy: what’s cooking in here?

Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.

by FamousJew April 30, 2021

Krispy Kreme

When a cuck husband lays under his wife and allows for her lovers jizz to drip from her pussy onto his face.

Kalan loves to get Krispy kremed by his wife's bull

by Blackcucksanonymous October 27, 2023