Krennder

Getting so drunk on a worknight you can't even call into work the next morning.

"Where's Dan?"
"Having a Krennder"

by GerardVandelicious September 20, 2009

Kreidering

Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.

I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.

by anonymous December 11, 2020

kridler

Bad ass who will steal you're girl has the biggest dick and is the best sports player at any sport.

Jesse Kridler

by Gridsaver May 19, 2017

kreidermacher

of german decent: meaning "chalk maker". the kreidermacher's create some of the most amazingly attractive and glorious people in the world.

dude i totally wanna hook up with a kreidermacher

by MegKreidyy June 17, 2008

Krendle

To slice the top of someone's head off - when Hannibal Lecter removed Paul Krendler's uppermost cranium and started to dissect his brain

"Holy shit - that pane of glass has just shot off the back of the Lorry and Krendled that guy's head"

by BaldyMcSlaphead January 26, 2020

chris kreider

offsides

Chris Kreider is offsides.

by 20kreider August 10, 2021

Kreidler

1.(Noun) Cry-d-Ler A smallish man easily confused with a seventh grader. May or may not have incestuous feelings, these being especially prevalent in instances of twins.

ex. Is that a grown, human man with his daughter or a seventh grade boy fondling his sister?

2. Kreidlery (adv) Modifying a noun or verb to indicate its comically oompa-loompic nature.

ex. He dances very kreidlery. or He can make up songs about morals on the spot, his brain works very kreidlery.

by MarchMadness December 15, 2008