When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.
What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
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I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
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Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!
by Chevy March 17, 2004
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The act of a salesman is told explicitly to fuck off, but is either so dense or self-assured that he/she keeps coming back to try to make a deal. Next step is usually a restraining order.
That fucking Amway salesman keeps do a Kremlerate on me. I told him to burn in hell, but he keeps coming back!
by scosco April 17, 2014
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I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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to be hammered to the point of uncoheirence. to be so drunk you can not remember anything. Many times, you have several one night stands because of being kreimered
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