The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by infection with the SARS-CoV-2 virus, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

koof

Many meanings. Kool. Gay People. Kool People. Kool Gay People. Gay Kool Gay People. hazel. Gay Kool Gay Kool People.

you’re so fucking koof

by nigger faggot lover July 17, 2018

koof

To strike someone down with brute force and strength using a weapon such as a green or red shell in an effort to sabotage an opponent in Mario Kart.

"Get koofed Toad!"
"Prepare to be koofed."
"I will koof you."

by Garies March 13, 2006

koof

to be used when you are greiving over someones dead body

I Koofed over his dead body

by Jack Paris September 29, 2005

The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by the virus SARS-CoV-2, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

koof

the crease where the cheek of a girls ass ends and the leg begins. the size of the koof is directly proportionate to that of the entire ass, thus a fat ass equals a savage koof. measured by how many fingers fit under it when your hand is flat and palm up. incase of any confusion refer to any picture of vida guerra's ass

dude, vida guerra's got atleast a 4-finger koof.

by reydub January 19, 2010

koof

a synonym for vagina; pussy

"Did you get any koof after that party last night?"
"No man, there wasn't any koof to go around"

by Nick Reade May 14, 2008