Konk

A word that can literally mean anything; as long as it is used in context.

Why the konk did you just smash my new RiFF RAFF cd man?

by yung murray slayer June 30, 2014

Konked

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

konke

Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke

Konke

by Zulu bible August 17, 2017

konk

short for knock out ! (british slang)

fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!

by kenji April 28, 2003

KONK

A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus

Unathi is a konk

by Konk disease May 20, 2016

konk

The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.

I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?

by tkat April 27, 2014

konk

Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.

We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.

by Yakityak August 18, 2006