koenigsegg

Worlds fastest PRODUCTION car.

The Koenigsegg CCR succeeded the McLaren F1 as worlds fastest production car.

by Alex Crepeau June 13, 2007

Koenigsegg

A swedish car brand that makes infinitely faster, sexier, and better looking cars than Bugatti ever will. Also, it's ironic that these guys literally have the word "egg" in their name, and their main competitor (Bugatti) makes cars that legitimately look like driving eggs!!!!!

Fanboy: hey look at my bugatti veyron HurR DuRr itS tHe FasTeST!!!
Sensible human being: no bruh, this Koenigsegg Jesko is way faster and sexier than your dumb veyron you stupid bitch.

by dynsty March 9, 2022

Koenigsegg

The BEST exotic car company, the older models consist of the CC, CC8S, CCX, CCR, CCXR EDITION, ETC.

The newer models, Jesko, Gemera or an Agera, are very cool aswell, I recommend the gemera for a family, it has a 3 Cylinder engine that can hit 250 MPH (or somewhere around there)

The rival to the company, Bugatti (e u g h, overrated) has never Made a family car, are more expensive.

Koenigseggs maker, Christan Von Koenigsegg is bald.

Also the chance of seeing one is low considering in 2020 the entire line of koenigseggs models Koenigsegg only made under 150 cars.

"OMG BRO A KOENIGSEGG"
"YOOOOO".

"eugh, a Bugatti"
"Ikr their so overrated.."

by XXXTENTACIONPP August 16, 2021

koenigsegg

The koenigsegg is NOT the fastest car in the world!! The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is currently the fastest, most powerful, and most expensive street-legal full production car in the world, with 1001 horsepower, get your facts straight...plz...

Only 2 people in the U.S. have the Bugatti Veyron and they are Scott Storch and Ralph Lauren. The koenigsegg doesnt stand a chance.

by doitphaggot August 9, 2007

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg is a slow car and better known as honda. The honda civic is a lot faster and more comfortable than the koenigsegg gemera. The honda civic has a top speed of 272km/h while the koenigsegg gemera whas a top speed of 234 km/h.

Eric: "Is that Samuel von koenigsegg"

Dave: "Don't you mean Samuel von Honda"

by Christian Von Koenigsegg May 27, 2020

koenigsegg ccr

the world's fastest production car. although i am a diehard ferrari fan, this car makes me shiver.

"those swedes know how to make one fine car"

by ados September 13, 2005

Koenigsegg Agera r/s

By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.

This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)

The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.

Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.

Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?

Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.

by ShroomBraj April 10, 2013