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Koenigsegg

A swedish car brand that makes infinitely faster, sexier, and better looking cars than Bugatti ever will. Also, it's ironic that these guys literally have the word "egg" in their name, and their main competitor (Bugatti) makes cars that legitimately look like driving eggs!!!!!

Fanboy: hey look at my bugatti veyron HurR DuRr itS tHe FasTeST!!!
Sensible human being: no bruh, this Koenigsegg Jesko is way faster and sexier than your dumb veyron you stupid bitch.

by dynsty March 9, 2022