A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
by no one146 May 1, 2006
Get the Hobbling knob gobbler mug.Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican
by Doucherag December 18, 2004
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A lot of us cadets are knob-gobblers!
by USAF Cadet October 31, 2020
Get the knob-gobbler mug.Usually a person who just loves to go out on the weekend, or even during the week sometimes, and just suck a dick. Peferably should be a female but if a male hes a super Knob Gobbler.
Dantrell "dude did you see darnisa this weekend?"
You "nope, but i heard she was off being a Knob Gobbler again at a party."
You "nope, but i heard she was off being a Knob Gobbler again at a party."
by Tspur99 May 20, 2010
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