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awesome, ill, sweet, amazing, rad
say for instance you were on a road trip and didnt have the head phones to your ipod and you asked everyone and one person goes i have a pair.. thats klutch
klutch by chick on my tip January 27, 2009

Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
Klutching by vERM69 June 10, 2008
When something comes in handy when needed

Or to hold something tightly
Omg That water came in klutch after basketball practice
Klutch by Janae jd October 27, 2021

Kentucky Klutch 

A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.
So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?
Kentucky Klutch by Boatstein October 14, 2021
ew yo kutchy stank
kutchy by kutchyanatiors February 13, 2019

Kaptain Klutch 

Some one who is a badass at life and always finds a way to win. This person usually drives a lifted black truck and is a anti Obama. This person also hates niggers alot!! other side effects include winning in call of duty,bowling and looking like a white supremist.
shit, I wish i was like Kaptain Klutch! He is so cool and owns people at Call of duty
Kaptain Klutch by Kyle Cordell January 23, 2009