Koenker

Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.

Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.

Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.

Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!

by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013

Klonki

A guy who hate Nintendo Swe's.

Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.

by Hi222 February 17, 2009

klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

klonk

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

kleonk keonk

A beautiful phrase somebody would use to express their boredom in boring and/or random situations. You must shriek this phrase in a high-pitched voice when bored/feeling random.

"This is such a stupid game."
"KLEONK KEONK!"
"I agree!"

by Bryan N. December 5, 2007

Kloinkadoink

The name of Leprachaun sexing up an Italain boy.

Kloinkadoink originated from a mix of Jewish people and Irish people.

Italian people were just innocent people in this Kloinkadoink.

"That Irish kloinkadoink is sexing up Antonio again"

by CathisaCAT March 28, 2009

Kroenke

A man who does not care about his company enough to spend any sort of money. He can also be a cunt

You don’t want to buy this this thing for free, you are such a kroenke

by Kroenkeisshit February 28, 2020