Kettering University

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

by Prometheus September 17, 2004

Lauren Kettering

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok

friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women

by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Kitterling

A single kitten or group of orphaned and unrelated kittens raised as siblings. Normally picked up as strays and cared for by a foster parent until they are rehomed.

Have you seen the Kitterling?

Yes, it’s playing with it’s toy mouse with the other Kitterlings

by RaHull September 10, 2019

Kettering Fairmont High School

A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.

I hope she doesn't make me attend Kettering Fairmont High School...

by Nerdo9000 September 29, 2011

Clittering

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

kitterlings

The collective term for a group of kittens - see Kitterling

“How are the kitterlings getting along?”

by RaHull September 11, 2019