kilosagan

A measurement used to measure euphoria

That guy has the coolest neckbeardand fedora he must be at least 7 kilosagans right now

by Brennangtard February 10, 2014

Klitsner

The largest penis man has ever seen

Even black people are jealous of a guy who has a klitsner in his pants

by aandj66 March 31, 2009

Keios

Keios is a very angry and short person, usually 1.59m, and is really good at football, if good meant absolutely fucking shit

This guy really just scored an own goal, what a fucking keios, i can barely see him

by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos April 9, 2021

kiosk ambush

the act of being set upon by an overly agressive sales rep at a mall kiosk peddling the usual trinkets (perfume, trendy toys etc.)

I was walking through the Paramus Park mall minding my own business when I was kiosk ambushed.

by dunnro1 January 7, 2008

kiosker

One who goes from kiosk to kiosk in the local mall

That girl Katie doesnt even know she is a kiosker, that makes her the worst kiosker ever!!!!

by Michael from BU April 21, 2008

kiosuke

pertaining to a very handsome, awsome and/or cool guy

he's so handsome, he's like kiosuke

by quilavamon March 7, 2011

Kloost

The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.

Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.

by President Kloost June 18, 2020