Listeningish

Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN

Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite

Listeningish by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

i’m listening to jubilee line by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021

Kitening 

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Ghost-listening 

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

Ghost-listening by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

listening juice 

Alcoholic beverage, usually beer but not limited to it. Phrase usually used in context with uncomfortable situations, which require a lot of talking about feelings and such.

If we're going to talk about our relationship, I need my listening juice

listening juice by black boned August 3, 2010

listening to folklore 

needing therapy

A: I'm listening to folklore rn.
B: Girl, who hurt you that bad?

listening to folklore by iamrv June 6, 2021

Listening to Girl in Red 

A code for being lesbian and a way to tell if a girl is gay. Girl in Red is a norwegian songwriter, who gained popularity with her songs about lesbian relationships and falling in love with women. To indirectly ask a girl if she is lesbian, one would ask if she listens to Girl in Red.

,,Hey Sarah! I wanted to know if you are listening to Girl in Red?."
,,You mean to ask if I am lesbian, right? In that case, I do."

Listening to Girl in Red by Acoustic Dragon September 6, 2020