Kirkby Stephen

Home to the best secondary school in the north-west, KSGS, filled with slabs and chavs but hosts the best sesh’s at the social club. There are more chips shops and pubs then there are people.

Person 1: Would you like to go to Kirkby Stephen today?
Person 2: Only if the social club is open!

by Ams10 January 3, 2021

Kirkby Steak

Kirkby Steak, A fine delicacy only afforded to the fortunate few with jobs in Kirkby. Known on the rest of Merseyside and country wide as "Spam"

Wayne: What you got on them butty's Colleen?

Colleen: I've saved up all my giro money and bought a can of Spam

Wayne: You cant beat a bit of Kirkby Steak

by John W8208 August 18, 2008

max kirkby

If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”

Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!

by Olly Freeman November 24, 2021

Kirkby power

The Scousest scouser of all time (Benjamin longshlong)

Lad did you see Kirkby power before, don’t mess with him la

by Hitlersrighttesticle May 25, 2021