KIDS  

Krazy Individuals Destroying Society

Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS

KIDS by Agustin101 April 18, 2008

kids 

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

kids by urban asshole January 24, 2010

Kids 

The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.

Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!

Kids by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010

kids 

the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.

my kids are my reason for living

kids by mamajoey June 19, 2008

kids 

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

kids by Saints September 29, 2003

Kids 

A Fucking Annoying Creature

these kids gave me nightmare

Kids by okzoomerss January 13, 2020

Kids 

Semen

Your girlfriend sucked my dick and swallowed all my kids.

Kids by G.O.A.T. 69 November 28, 2010