Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018

reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object

Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure

by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary

1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"

by Locomon007 May 27, 2014

kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout

Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.

by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025