Keyan

your really excited about something some retarded gen z slang also don't ever use this.

KEYAN, hey look at this.
guy 2: stfu dont create another slang

by STFUNIGABREAD November 12, 2023

Keyan Thomi Marveelous

A half-human and half-feline man, who was a orphan at birth, who was raised by a weaponmaster, who taught him the ways of blade, blunt, handtohand, axe, spears, and marksman. He is also a alcoholic, with blackish hair and wears a dark red vest, under it a pale white button shirt. He catches himself in a trap between two rival gangs, and is up for him to solve their differnces.

Keyan Thomi Marveelous
Fighting
Love
Depression
Story of two hated brothers
Story of a lonely master of weaponry, getting stuck between two gangs

by ThomiMarvel March 29, 2009

Keyan Approved

The badge on honor bestowed upon establishments, products, or experiences with great online reviews. When deciding between two competing choices, it's always best to lean towards the option that is Keyan Approved!

While becoming Keyan Approved is an imperfect science, if the average online review is 4.8 or higher and there are at least 200 reviews, it is unequivocally considered to be Keyan Approved.

We chose to go to the Keyan Approved restaurant and were thrilled with our choice!

by llphillips March 1, 2025

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus

A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.

The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.

Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!

by adatbatsquat June 1, 2020

Keanu Blye

To reach beyond many opportunities to enrich your life and work towards a balance of achieving your vision of success in all 12 dimensions of Life, Health, Fitness, Intellectual, Emotional Character, Spiritual, Love Relationship, Social, Finances, all aspects of life.

For example, a 'Keanu Blye" is living beyond human existence and the beauty of life in all dimensions with great understanding to humanity. "Love all, be all abundantly, never give up, only move up", Written by Cice Rivera

by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021

Brett Keane

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Kayanne

Other than being kind and fabulous kayanne has surely got a future that is going to shine bright

Kayanne is probably mixed with something when it comes to ethnicity.

She doesnt allow society to define who she is as kayanne is is a strong willed being.

Life being kayanne means people want u like they want money

You would want her life

Kayanne are u in america yet?

Of course kayanne is in america because she is living your dream

by timeisticking January 15, 2014