(N.) A whiny lil' caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4' tall,and 70lbs. Also known as "The Twerp".
Ash Ketchum is an ash-dumbass!
by G-Union May 16, 2003
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Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.
Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003
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A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.
Guy 1: Dude try this drink!!
Guy 2: Um, no thanks...
Guy 1: Awww don't be an Ash Ketchum
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The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*
by Kazyan July 14, 2006
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The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.
Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.
by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003
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The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket 'blast off again'. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!
Misty: Hey, Ash Ketchum! What pokémon did you catch?
Ash: It's a chikorita!!
by Melissa Ketchum February 12, 2011
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