Kellered

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

by I saw penis March 7, 2014

keller

a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.

I wish I was dating a keller

i know right he is so hot

by peoplerock December 12, 2017

keller's

Butter that can be Salted, Sweet or Whipped but always Delicious.

I tapped that ass last night but all I could think about was some tasty keller's

by Trigger Happy May 20, 2004

Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

keller

an extremely sexy woman who has beautiful green eyes and long silky blonde hair .

wow, that girl is so beautiful, shes such a keller.

by biscut85 November 22, 2011

keller

(v)-to have sex with someone who is underage an regret it afterwards due to negative repercussions

Wow, I can't believe that you want to keller her, that's kinda risky don't you think?

by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih July 30, 2008

kellering

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

by bigterm April 30, 2014