Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021

Krite

A term that means the same as crap or shit. Also, can be used when calling someone a Peice of Crap/Shit.

Oi, Krite.
You're a Krite, Stupid!
Heh, he looks like a Krite!

by A.T.Tsalazar July 26, 2006

No Karate In The Pit

When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face

everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)

Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)

Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit

by No-Karate-In-The-Pit October 15, 2018

Karime

She is the best like bruh if you have a friend with this name keep her with you she is the most amazing person you could ever ask for. If u have a friend with this name give her 20 bucks ;)

Friend: hey karime your the best here you go 2p bucks ;)

by Joe._.Mama October 16, 2019

Karine

A someone that has great sense of honesty, would never let you down, would always have faith in you and would love you in any source of reason. Has a great sense of humor and gives the best advice for any life situation. Karine is beautiful inside and outside. She will be the main event in any highlight of life and party.

Dang! You be so honest, you pulling Karine right now.

by Goonies1313 August 31, 2010

karate kid law

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.

Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.

by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

Kritesh

A person of honour. Respects only them who deserves. A well set mind sometimes confused but performs outstanding when confident. Loves to do new stuff. Only lucky people get their company. A good teacher who teaches fundamentals of life.

That's great Kritesh.
Kritesh that idea.

by Trying to redefine the world September 28, 2018