kumquat 

Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.

Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!

kumquat by mibluvr13 May 18, 2005

Kumquat 

A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.

Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.

Kumquat by Padgetthaileynicole101 November 13, 2017

Kumquat 

A midget that’s addicted to drinking cum

Look it’s a kumquat

Kumquat by Lloso July 5, 2018

Kumquat 

A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.

Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running

Kumquat by Unternym March 7, 2009

kumquat 

Said in response to loud sex.

When you need her to stop shrieking while doin' it: "y'all kumquat or people'll hear you!"

kumquat by quatly f-in October 25, 2009

kumquat 

1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.

1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?

2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..

kumquat by Pielaii October 30, 2005

kumquat 

Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.

Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.

Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!

Guy 1: She died.

kumquat by DDKankerlijer August 9, 2012