Definitions by Pielaii

kumquat 

1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.

1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?

2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..

kumquat by Pielaii October 30, 2005