Kandace

Kandace is hella funny and she is super cute, she will make you catch feelings super quick, but it's okay cause she won't hurt you in the end, she is really fun to be around and is a great friend and sometimes a little more at least she will have you hoping

Damn who is that??
That's kandace
She is super pretty
I know right

by Aiden McCracken June 7, 2019

Manoj Kandafarticus

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.

Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!

by Shatarngarishi ThinMintz June 16, 2018

kandydevil

The hottest girl on the internet! Rules all the social networking websites. Creeper magnet & fucking hot! Countless perverted men stalk her.

Unfortunately, she's not single anymore.

Dude1: That TimberWolfe_09 dude is one lucky mofo.

Dude2: kandydevil is fucking hot!

by kandylover May 13, 2010

kandi kid

Usually a rave-goer. Wearing bright plastic beadz, see Kandi. Also someone who believes TRUELY in PLUR. Usually very happy/cheery. Loves Bright colours, and people.

Those two Kandi kidz over there are really nice! Cute too!

by Hardcore_kandi_kidz May 13, 2003

Kandice

Someone who is very smart and pretty. Elegant and sassy. Everybody loves Kandice. Fun to be around very cool and mellow

Wow that girl is so cool
Yah, she must be a kandice

by dntderit March 21, 2013

kandace

the most beautiful girl in the world. she makes you want to hug her for the rest of time and then some. she has the most beautiful laugh and the most radiant smile in history. marry her right away because a kandace is almost always out of your league but is too loving to notice it.

kandace is my amazing girlfriend!

by t trusty June 28, 2011

kando

caan-due; n/v; one who excels in an activity to a level of such proficiency as to make the opposition and fellow teammates alike appear mentally challenged; to perform an activity with ridiculous skill and finesse

Wow! That kid is kando! He just burnt that fat safety!; Wow Captain Kando just kandoed that catch!

by S3XasaurusR3X November 26, 2009