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A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.
Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"
Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011
Krondon is an underground rapper from South Central California. He is part of the Strong Arm Steady gang. A rap Supergroup composed of Krondon, Mitchy Slick, Phil Da Agony, and Xzibit, who left the group in 2003.

Krondon is commonly mistaken for a white-bread honkey because he is a albino. However, he was born from 2 black parents.
"What the fuck that whiteboy doin' up here in Compton hommie?"

"Nigga, thats Krondon!"
krondon by TabarnaKalisse June 25, 2008

Krondoned 

'Krondoned' is the past tense of 'Krondon' who is an underground rapper from South Central California. He is part of the Strong Arm Steady gang. A rap Supergroup composed of Krondon, Mitchy Slick, Phil Da Agony, and Xzibit, who left the group in 2003. Now has departed from his music career and thus went into the film industry, making an appearance in popular animated film Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - Playing the role of the character 'Tombstone'

This term has evolved from twitch chat - twitch.tv/hbdie_ , Viewers send him clips,images and audios of him getting 'Krondoned' which is of krondons' music and face. Which is similar to a 'Rick Roll' (Another popular meme).

Here is an interview of the artist Krondon, reacting to the uprising of the meme. (youtube.com/watch?v=obFUir5_efE).
No way he got krondoned
Krondoned by Memes University August 31, 2022
A really nice guy, they are the nicest and the hottest guy you will ever meet. Kandons are usually very funny, energetic, and charming. Usually a combination of Katie and Brandon. You would be very very lucky to meet a Kandon, so enjoy the time you have with Kandon.
Monica: That party was fun!
Erica: Did you see the way Kandon partied?
Monica: OMG he was hot and he was also very charming.
Erica: Almost everyone at school likes him so we'll have competition.
kandon by FragmentedPie September 21, 2013

Krankononosrhombicophobia 

The fear of rhombicosidodecahedrons
I have "krankononosrhombicophobia!" I HATE Rhombicosidodecahedrons!

kronDonPhenomenon 

Something so good beyone belief
first used by dave calan of wasaga beach ontario canada
Scott-" Yo Dave dave we got some tunes for next class"

Dave-" Ohh ya, Kron-Don-Phenome-Non