Kaiser

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

by rotohomo March 17, 2009

kaiser

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

by beast head June 16, 2008

Kaiser

Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.

Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.

Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.

Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!

by Anonymous definitions 101 May 27, 2020

Kaiser

A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.

Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.

Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....

by kcma May 10, 2011

Kaiser

Kaiser is the name given to a boy who is, to sum it all up, TRASH. Kaiser is a boy that has trust issues. He's usually very childish and immature and never takes things seriously. He usually apologises for things and then does it again. He is not that peng at all in all honesty and they usually have dry lips. Kaiser is usually smart and in a top class but that means they are very moist. A KAISER usually breaks and doesnt care about it. Never date a Kaiser!

Person 1: Im dating a guy, his name is Kaiser.
Person2 :Well that's your funeral.

by perezfinest June 8, 2019