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Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.

Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.

Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
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