jummie

Originates from the depths of (inbred) scotland, deprived ICT Technician with a tendancy to spread his bodily fluids anywhere and everywhere possible (hence the 5 kids!). The largest splaff manufacturer in the UK (and possibly the world!).

Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.

He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.

Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.

'Jummie's gonna splaff in your meef'

'My God Jummie, you got your splaff all over my meefa'

by Jummie is a God December 28, 2007

jummi

German for yummi

dies schweiser ist jummi.

by waffle December 2, 2003

jummy

A hybrid of juicy and yummy. Commonly used to describe fruit.

This orange is so jummy!

by Antony Peacock April 13, 2006

jummy

Country of origin is Ireland
Alter ego of Jimmy.
A simbiatic relation between the pot smoker in someone and the good faced conservative on the other side. Jummy only smokes the finest and hits the finest ass. He keeps Jimmy in trouble and vise a versa.

As Jummy exhales he proclaims "micheal moore is a complete bone smoker."

by jummy June 28, 2004

jummy

Someone who is extremely fat and hot at the same time.

That boy is such a jummy.

by Danielle Rene May 26, 2007

jummy cummy

Jummy Cummy is when a Jewish man unleashes his yummy cummies in your mouth or In any hole than he licks it out.

My weird uncle Daryl said he loves it when his friend Danny unleashes a Jummy Cummy in his throat.

by Not Daryl's Nephew October 2, 2017

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

by Stijn November 28, 2014