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Ozzy Osbourne

The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning...
well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.
Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)
He's the ozzman, what can I say...
by dude... February 26, 2005
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jaybourne

HOT BOY SEX between Matt Willis and James Bourne of Busted
Jaybourne is hot boy sex, and it is love.
by Lu November 9, 2004
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The Ozzy Osbourne

Everyone's favorite sex position named after the Prince of Darkness. Leave this one to your imagination.
Yeah man, I pulled the Ozzy Osbourne on her last night. She loved it!
by KauzyKay April 17, 2020
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ozzy osbourne

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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sharon osbourne

Surgically altered, squeaky-voiced middle-aged tramp masquerading as a perfect mom/music mogul.
"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."
by clairem May 17, 2007
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sharon osbourne

I don't like this woman...her sculpted face (crafted by the best of surgeon) gleams evil through her perfect teeth. Whoever sees her as a mother figure or such an entity probably will grow up to murder people. Seriosly twisted evil nasty cow! I hate her voice- like a million screechy evil ants crawling out of her evil remastered vocal chords. She was so nasty to stever out of x factor even though she is devoid of talent. I hope for her mean ways- each of her fluffy dogs chews out her implants and then chokes.
"here comes the wicked witch...which old witch the wicked witch"
by Shamona January 5, 2005
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Ozzy Osbourne

King Of rock-and-roll, Loves us all. see Black Sabbath
"Did you see the new ozzy video?"
"Yeah, man, IT ROCKS!!!"
by ZHa_Dazigus December 8, 2003
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