Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009

Joosep

Slang term for very tight pink boy pussy (anus) bussy. Often refered to as bussep.

Hey looks it Joosep, he got the tightest bussy on the block

by master pimp clifford November 28, 2021

Josey

A great girl. She always thinks her most adorable features are her worst. She's beautiful though nobody, not even herself can see it. She's tough and shy, but once you get past her shell she's hilarious and caring and sensitive and awesome. She's a badass until she uses you as a pillow and spills her guts. The only reason she doesn't have a boyfriend is because she doesn't think she can.

Nerdy Guy: Hey, wanna see my minecraft?
Josey: No. *punches on arm*

Josey: Hey you, I'm gonna use you as a human pillow now.
Other Guy: Cool
Nerdy Guy: I think I'm bruised

by ThatGuyJake April 14, 2014

Josey

A nice wonderful girl. Has the prettiest eyes and beautiful smile but she hates to smile. She has a hard time on thinking of herself pretty but really is. She can go through many relationships but once she gets with the right guy she sticks with him and doesn't let him go. She's one of those girls who's caring but loves to have fun. She's very shy but has a great personality. Joseys are one if those all around fun people.

Dang I can't believe Josey has been dating that same guy for 11 months and 3 days. She usually goes through a boyfriend every 3 weeks. I guess she must be happy with Tyler.

by Queen Latifa1589 February 15, 2014

joozey

Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.

"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.

by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

joysey

New Jersey, spelled to reflect a certain accent from the area.

Maybe it's a Joysey thing.

by Meconium July 7, 2009

joose

for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...

snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.

by loosewithjoose May 2, 2010