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jonasgasm

The most amazing feeling known to girl.

It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)

Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.

jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.
Girl 1: OMFJ nick just ripped off his sleeves!!!!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!
by hannahjonas April 30, 2008
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Jonatan

Jonatan is a racist memer and the creator of the KKK
Jonatan
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Jonatan

A Jonatan is a sexy beast and has beautiful cock
Damn, he is such a Jonatan
I wish i had a Jonatan
by Simon3475927 February 12, 2020
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Jocasta

An affectionate nickname for someone who may or may not have slept with her son.
Hey, Jocasta, ya doing anything this weekend?
by oedipus'mother November 2, 2008
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Jonatan

Jonatan is a sex machine
Omg he’s been with so many girls

Bro, his name is Jonatan
by Trickywordz May 22, 2021
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Jonatan

He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!
Dang he has some dope J's ! He must be a Jonatan !
by theprettysmilegurl January 10, 2014
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Jocasta

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i LIKE JOCASTA , MILFS AND CHEESE
by BRIANNAWASHERE March 9, 2022
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