JokeClown

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Classfies those who "are not in any way, shape, or form funny, yet try to be."

Guy 1: Joey Crabs just burned down the Old Folk's Home as a joke.
Guy 2: That's not funny in any way, shape, or form.
Guy 1 and Guy 2: ....."JokeClown."

by Colin Wheatley August 31, 2007

Jokebomb

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.

Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"

by BadBeast December 4, 2009

ahh jokeson

ahh jokeson - a word to describe when something funny/stupid/pointless/good/bad happens and it is funny, it becomes... ahh jokeson

spears - i just crashed my car
duggan - that sucks, ahh jokeson

by Speeds89 February 27, 2009

Jokemon

A failed attempt by a juvenile to fit in and play adult games.

A poor effort at camaraderie.

Timmy tried to play trucks with the older boys, but he was just a jokemon.

by TehPBB January 20, 2011

Jokeblocking

Noun (johk-blok-ing)

Jokeblocking, an act usually carried out by a jokeblocker, is the gesture of deliberately ruining someone's attempt to tell a joke or cause others to laugh, either by distraction or dismissal. Not to be mistaken for cockblocking

Danny: Hey, listen to this joke! "Knock, kno-"
George: Dude that was funny three fucking years ago.
Danny: Damn, stop jokeblocking me.

by Jimmy Saville fan club January 14, 2013

joelong

A process where rocks fall from the sky.

its joelonging now!

by puwed November 10, 2013

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 23, 2005