Johnsoned

When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?

Guy 2: No, what happened to him?

Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr

Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork

by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025

johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

Rian Johnsoned it

to do something spectacularly stupid

My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.

by fandom menace September 6, 2018

Sgt. Johnsoned

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.

"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

by jordotech March 21, 2008

Jack Johnsoned

When one listens to the same song or artist in excess, and grows tired of it.

"I used to like that song, but then I Jack Johnsoned it..."

by Smelly Tired Nerd May 4, 2010

D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.

Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?

by Refarf May 22, 2019