Johnsoned

When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?

Guy 2: No, what happened to him?

Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr

Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork

Johnsoned by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025

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johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

johnsoned up by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

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Rian Johnsoned it

to do something spectacularly stupid

My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.

Rian Johnsoned it by fandom menace September 6, 2018

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Sgt. Johnsoned

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011